22
Oct

Dont think

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie–*poof*– you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.



So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, I think Im the most beautiful woman in the world. –*poof*– The mirror swallows her.



Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, I think Im the sexiest woman alive. –*poof*– The mirror swallows her.



Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, I think. . . . –*poof*–

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