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Dec

Double take

One day a woman archeologist found a magic lamp and rubbed it, and a genie popped out. you have three wishes. he said but your husband gets twice as much. i wish for a pile of dimonds poof! she got a pile of dimonds. poof! her husband got two. you have 2 wishes left. said the geinie. iwish for a pile of gold. poof! she got a pile of gold. poof! her husband got two. you have 1 wish left. remember your husband gets twice as much. so she thought real hard and finaly said i wish for you to scare me half to death.

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