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Drinkers Alphabet

Drinkers Alphabet

A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college



B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging



C is for Class :What youre supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party



D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic



E is for Emergency :The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party



F is for Fucked-Up :Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out



G is for Games :Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers



H is for Hang-over :Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank



I is for Idiot :The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party



J is for Jail :Where youll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home



K is for Kissing :What youll do to anything that moves after 15 beers



L is for Lord :Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol



M is for Money :That which you no longer have due to too much partying



N is for Not Again! :What you scream when you wake up beside someone you dont know



P is for Pee :What you have to do every five minutes while youre drinking beer



Q is for Quilt :What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning



R is for Reform :What you promise god you will do while youre puking in the toilet



S is for Sex :What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk



T is for Ten :The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk



U is for Underage :Most of the drinking population in college town



V is for Vodka :The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour



W is for Worm :The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow



X is for X-Ray :How they can see into your stomach before they pump it



Y is for Yourself :The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end



Z is for Zoned :How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking

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