A young boy had just earned his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car.

His father took him into his study and said, I will make a deal with you. You bring your school grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut, and then well talk about it.

After a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the fathers study where the father said, Son, Ive been very proud of you. You have brought your school grades up, youve studied the Talmud diligently, but you didnt get your hair cut.

The young man waited a moment and then replied, You know Dad, Ive been

thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair andNoah

had long hair.

The rabbi said, Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.

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