07
Feb

Driving Violations

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place….

The man says Whats the problem officer?

Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.

[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: Im also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didnt know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, youve known about that tail light for weeks.

[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: Im also going to give you a citation for not wearing your

seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man turns to his wife and yells: Shut your damn mouth!

Officer turns to the woman and asks, Maam, does your husband talk to you like this all the time?

Wife says: No, only when hes drunk!

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