30
Jun

Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers

Drug Dealers
Software Developers

Refer to their clients as users.
Refer to their clients as users.

The first ones free!
Download a free trial version…

Have important Asian connections.
Have important Asian connections.

Strange jargon:

Stick
Rock
Wrap
E
Stash
Drive-by
Hit (LSD)
Source
The Pigs

Strange jargon:

SCSI
RTFM
Packet
C
Cache
CTRL ALT DEL
Hit (WWW)
Source-code
Microsoft

Realise that theres tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Realise that theres tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesnt work they
want to kill you.
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesnt work they
want to kill you.

Job is assisted by the industrys producing newer, more potent product.
Job is assisted by the industrys producing newer, more potent product.

Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes.
Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and
fund managers.

When things go wrong, a fix is just a phone call away, but may be
expensive.
When things go wrong, a fix is just a phone call away, but may be
expensive.

A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.

Product causes unhealthy addictions.
DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D…

Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on
you.
Damn! Damn!!!

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