25
Dec

Druggie Bear

SCENARIO Big black bear walks into a bar in British Columbia, Canada and sits up at the bar.

BLACK BEAR A beer please, bartender.

BARTENDER We dont serve big, black bears beer in bars!

BLACK BEAR Come on. just one.

BARTENDER Ill tell you once more. We dont serve big, black bears beer in bars!

BLACK BEAR If you dont give me a beer, Ill go and eat the girl sitting at the end of this bar.

SCENARIO No beer. Bear eats girl sitting at bar!

BARTENDER I told you we dont serve big, black bears beer in bars, especially one on drugs.

BLACK BEAR I dont do drugs!

BARTENDER Yes you do, … that was a bar bitch you ate!

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