A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, You have to take a Breathalyzer test. The guy says, I cant. I have asthma, and itll start me on a coughing fit.

The cop says, Then I have to give you a blood test. The guy says, You cant. Im a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, Ill bleed all over the place.

The cops says, Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line. The guy says, I cant. The cop says, Why not?

The guy says, Because Im drunk you idiot… didnt you see the way I was driving!