Drunk and Stoned

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem,
No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think youre going to do with the money?
He thought for a minute and said, Well, I guess Ill go get that
drivers license.
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
Oh, dont pay attention to him – hes a smarty-pants when hes drunk
and stoned.
The guy from the back seat said, I TOLD you guys we wouldnt get
far in a stolen car!
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, Are we over the border yet?

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