Drunk Driving Test

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer.

Officer: Good evening sir. Were testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?.

Man: Im sorry, I cant do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air.

Officer: Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test.

Man: I cant do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.

Officer: Then youll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.

Man: Cant do that either.

Officer: Why not?

Man: Because Im dead drunk!

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