07
Mar

Drunk Meter Maid

Bob walks into a bar and says, Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!

The bartender says, Well, seems youre in a really good mood tonight, hmm?

Bob says, Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!

The bartender congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round.

Monday evening arrives. Bob comes back into the bar and says, Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!

The bartender says, Well now! If youre so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy youll be when you get your paycheck!!

Bob looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his face, pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says, You mean theyll PAY me too?!

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