Dry clean your tallis

Menachem needs his tallis dry-cleaned. He sends it to the best dry cleaner in town, Ho Chi Wung Cleaners.

They tell him to come back in a week.

When he comes back, they give him the bill, which says $50.00.

Fifty dollars to clean my tallis?!, Menachem reads, astonished.

No, no, no! replies the dry-cleaner. Five dollars to clean tallis, forty-five dollars to take out all knots!

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