A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3
ducks and decided to enforce the laws pending. He
stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks
like youve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect
your kill?

The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks
to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted
his finger into the ducks rectum, pulled it out, sniffed
it, and said, This heres a Washington state duck. Do
you have a Washington state hunting license?

The hunter
pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a
Washington state hunting license. The warden took a
second duck, inserted his finger in the birds rectum,
pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, This heres an
Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?

The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting
license. The warden took a third duck, conducted
the same finger test, and said, This heres an Oregon
state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?

Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little
miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to
the hunter and said, Youve got all of these licenses,
just where the hell are you from?

The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said
Youre so smart, YOU tell ME!

Mark Kimmerly ISC Systems Corporation | (uunet!iscuva!markk)