There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. God says, Alright, but dont step on a duck. The drunks reply, Why ducks? God repeats, Just dont step on a duck. The drunks agree and go back down to earth. A few weeks go by, and the first steps on a duck. Instantly, hes chained to the ugliest woman in the world. A month goes by and the second steps on a duck. The last of them is laughing at the others and is instantly chained to the most beautiful woman in the world. He says, God, what did I do for this? The girl says, I dont know about you, but I stepped on a duck.