A guy was walking down the beach and found a bottle and picked it up. A genie appeared and said, Thank you for releasing me. As a reward I will grant you 3 wishes.

So the man said, I wish for a million dollars. and he got a million dollars. The man said, I wish for a luxury car, and he got a luxury car. The genie said, Before you make your third wish, I must tell you I am a duel genie. Whatever you wish for, your wife gets double that. Shes already got 2 million dollars and 2 luxury cars. Do you want to make a third wish?



Yeah, said the man, Beat me half to death!