13
Mar

Earthly Drug Problems

Earthly Drug Problems





Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the earth.

After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.



The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:



Who is it?

Its Paul

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Paul?

Hashish from Morocco

Very well son, come in.



Who is it?

Its Mark

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Mark?

Marijuana from Colombia

Very well son, come in.



Who is it?

Its Matthew

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Matthew?

Cocaine from Bolivia

Very well son, come in.



Who is it?

Its John

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring John?

Crack from New York

Very well son, come in.



Who is it?

Its Luke

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Luke?

Speed from Amsterdam

Very well son, come in.



Who is it?

Its Judas

Jesus opens the door.

What did you bring Judas?

The FBI! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!

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