12
Oct

Eating out

Man: Do you serve breakfast here?

Waitress: Sure, whatll it be?

Man: Let me have watery scrambled eggs … some burnt toast … and some weak coffee, lukewarm.

Waitress: Whatever you say, sir.

Man: Now, are you doing anything while that order is going through.

Waitress: Why – no , sir.

Man: Then sit here and nag me awhile … Im feeling homesick.

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