An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids.

He returned a month later for a checkup, and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.

The gentleman replied, Oh, I havent told my family just yet. I still sit around quietly; but, now I listen to the conversations. Ive changed my will three times already.