Elderly, sex, non-offensive

A ninety year old man is sitting on a park bench crying. The police drive by and see him. They stop to see what is wrong.

Police: Whats wrong?

Elderly Man: Im married to a twenty year old woman. (Continues to cry)

Police: Sir, thats nothing to cry about, you should be happy.

Elderly man: You dont understand … (tears continue to flow) … she wants to have sex every morning and sex every evening. (Crying becomes more intense).

Police: Thats every mans dream … so why are you crying?

Elderly man: (Crying becomes uncontrollable) I cant find my way home!!!

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