04
Oct
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Adams Folly
- Wheel of disfortune
- The Beautifuly Dead Woman
- Difference between Bush and a doorknob
- 16 Reasons Why God Never Received Tenure at the University
- Basic conflict between men and women…
- Optician
- College Poem
- Standing Still
- How Not to Rob a Bank
- The Language of Science and Medicine Explained
- True Short Medical Stories
- Cock frog
- Fairy tales
- Celebration