Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks in his book and promptly turns him away, telling him he belongs down below. So the engineer gets to Hell and figures that the place could use some improvements. He designs an escalator, air conditioning and a pool. After a while, Satan notices what he has done. He thinks that the place is not bad. When God was reviewing the books, he discovered that St. Peter made a mistake. The engineer should have been admitted. So God calls Satan. He demands that the engineer be returned to Heaven at once. Satan says, no way! God says, Ok, if thats how you want it, Ill sue you to get him back here. At this, Satan bellows with laughter and asks (through the tears in his eyes), where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?

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