21
Jun

England: A German tourist, supposedly

England: A German tourist, supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at
customs with his golf bag. While making idle chatter about golf, the customs
official realizes that the tourist does not know what a handicap is. The
customs official asks the tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does —
backward! A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag.

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