03
Jan

Every night after dinner, Harry

Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldnt get the door open. And every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But Harry just continued his nightly routine.One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husbands behavior and was particularly distraught by it all. The friend listened and said, Why dont you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why dont you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then he might change his ways.The wife thought that this might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And at about
midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to Harry, Its pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed now, dont you think?At that, he replied in his inebriated state, I guess we might as well. Ill get in trouble when I get home anyway!

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