13
Mar

Everywhere I touch it hurts

This guy goes to the doctor and says, Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.

The doctor says, OK. Touch your elbow.

The guy touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, says Touch your head.

The guy touches his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the guy touches he hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays, etc. and tells the guy to come back in two days.

Two days later the guy comes back and the doctor says Weve found your problem.

Oh yeah? What is it?

Youve broken your finger!

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