28
Dec

Exercise For Real Life

The doctor told
me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should
do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily
program I can do anywhere:
Monday:

Beat around the bush.

Jump to conclusions.

Climb the walls.

Wade through paperwork.
Tuesday:

Drag my heels.

Push my luck.

Make mountains out of mole hills.

Hit the nail on the head.
Wednesday:

Bend over backwards.

Jump on the band wagon.

Balance the books.

Run around in circles.
Thursday:

Toot my own horn.

Climb the ladder of success.

Pull out the stops.

Add fuel to the fire.
Friday:

Open a can of worms.

Put my foot in my mouth.

Start the ball rolling.

Go over the edge.
Saturday:

Pick up the pieces.
Whew! What a workout!

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