Extreme bumper stickers (mature)

Choose your favourite rude one!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism – EAT ME!
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I dont have a license to kill. I have a learners permit.
I wasnt born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isnt so hot either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, its an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST! Well strip-mine the other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but youre still an idiot.
If you drink, dont park. Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her … or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus dont mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; Im cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Dont re-elect them!

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