21
Jul

Eyes Wide Shut

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, and he notices a little boy
on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says,
Whats in the box, kid?

The little boy says, Kittens, theyre brand new kittens.

George W. laughs and says, What kind of kittens are they?

Republicans, the child says.

Oh thats cute, George W. says and runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney
and he spots the same boy with his box just ahead.

George W. says to Dick, You gotta check this out, and they both jog
over to the boy with the box.

George W. says, Look in the box, Dick, isnt that cute? Look at those
little kittens. Hey kid, tell my friend Dick here what kind of kittens
they are.

The boy replies, Theyre Democrats.

Whoa! George W. says, I came by here the other day and you said
they were Republicans. Whats up?

Well, the kid says, Their eyes are open now.

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