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Jul

F Word Usage

Fuck is such a versatile word…

Greetings: How the fuck are you!

Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.

Trouble: Well, I guess Im fucked now.

Confusion: What the fuck…?

Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!

Denial: I didnt fucking do it.

Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?

Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?

Directions: Fuck off.

Chronology: Its Five-Fucking-Thirty!

Business: I hate this fucking job.

Oedipal: Motherfucker.

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:

Where the fuck is all that water coming from?

-Captain of the Titanic

Thats not a fucking real gun.

-John Lennon

Whos going to fucking know?

-President Nixon

Any fucking idiot could understand that.

-Albert Einstein

What the fuck was that?

-Mayor of Hiroshima

It fucking does so look like her.

-Picasso

How the fuck did you work that out?

-Pythagoras

You want what on the fucking ceiling?

-Michelangelo

Fuck a duck.

-Walt Disney

Scattered showers my fucking ass!

-Noah

Pick up the fuckin phone!

-E.T.

Fuck Logic!

-Spock

I cant breathe in this fucking thing!

-Darth Vader

Fuck Im hungry!

-Ghandi!

Do or do not, there is no fuckin try!

-Yoda

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