Famous Last Words

1. Its fireproof.
2. Hes probably just hibernating.
3. What does this button do?
4. Its probably just a rash.
5. Are you sure the power is off?
6. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
7. Pull the pin and count to what?
8. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
9. I wonder where the mother bear is.
10. Ive seen this done on TV.
11. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
12. Ill hold it and you light the fuse.
13. Let it down slowly.
14. Its strong enough for both of us.
15. This doesnt taste right.
16. I can make this light before it changes.
17. Nice doggie.
18. I can do that with my eyes closed.
19. Ive done this before.
20. What duck?
21. Well, weve made it this far.
22. Thats odd.
23. Dont be so superstitious.
24. Now watch this
25. Like I never heard that before.

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