12
Sep

FAQs — Men — 1

Why are men such jerks?

Its a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and its not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. Were just misunderstood.





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Why do men always have to ogle at other women?

Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. Im fairly certain its some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.





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Why do men always touch themselves, especially in public?

We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. Its much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.





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Why do men always say such stupid things?

We like to. Its actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.





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Why are men so uncommunicative?

Youd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.





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Why do men have to act like such retards?

Well, we dont actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. Its the old fashioned pride in a job well done thats missing in so much of the world nowadays.





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Why cant men just share their feelings?

Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless were experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.





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Why cant men cuddle more (i.e. lie down and hug)?

Please… How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the heck (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end? We men… Men hunters… Need go roam… Starve in cave… Must go find wildebeest… Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.





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How can men sit on their asses all day without moving?

Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The figgidy types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etcetera. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.





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Why cant men just say I love you?

Men are taught from a tender young age to be self- sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. Its not easy to admit to ones own character faults.





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Why do men say I love you when they hardly know me?

Ho, Ho, Ho… Arent you special? Well, some men think its a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.





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What does it mean when men say I Love You?

1 Pleas 2 Im sorry for whatever i 3 I forgot to get you a gift; this 4 Huh? Im sorry; I w 5 What did I forget? This should buy m 6 7 What do I have to do to get a beer around here?





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Why doesnt my partner ever answer me?

We just simply dont have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.

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