Scene: A crowded city bus.

Fat Lady: PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT!!! aaaaaahhhhh. Guy in the set in front of her: (gag)

One block farther along: Fat Lady: PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT!!!! Guy: (opens window)

A minute later: Fat Lady: PTPTPTPTPTPTPT! PTPTPTPTPT!

A couple of blocks along: Fat Lady: PTPTPTPT! Ptptptpt! Guy: (Sticks his head out the window.)

Another minute: Fat Lady: ptptpt. ptptpt.

A few minutes of silent stench later:

Fat broad: Pardon me, sir, would you happen to have the morning paper?

Guy: No – but the next time we pass a tree Ill reach out and try to grab some leaves for you.