31
Dec

Fartn me, madame


A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to
her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic
fart.


Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, Sir! Please stop that
immediately.


Certainly, madame, replies the waiter with a bow. Which way was it headed?

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