A teacher wanted one of her pupils to come up with a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A girl put her hand up and said,I went to Disneyland. It was fascinating.

No no, I want you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.

A boy known for his bad language put his hand up and said, My sister´s got a shirt with 12 buttons but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight.

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