Fat Lady

One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a check. There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady.

The kid could not help but notice her size. Dad look at her! She is so huge!!!

The father replied, Be quiet! You must be polite and dont hurt her feelings.

The kid persisted, But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!!!

The father, rather embarassed, said, Stop it or Ill take you outside!!!

Just about then the ladys pager goes off … beep… beep… beep…

The kid screams Dad look out!!! Shes backing up!!!

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