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		<title>Stiff At Last</title>
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: Here lies my wife&#8230;..cold as ever
Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: Here lies my husband&#8230;..stiff at last 
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		<title>Blame the dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Foul Language]]></category>

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A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. 
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapÃ©s the young man realized [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Llega un joven con tatuajes,</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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Llega un joven con tatuajes, el pelo parado y de colores, con aretes en la nariz, las orejas,  la lengua y el ombligo; una camisa de MetÃ¡lica y le dice el papÃ¡:
No, tÃº no puedes ser mi hijo.
Yo sÃ© que algÃºn dÃ­a te ibas a dar cuenta, le responde el menor.
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		<title>Tres mujeres estn conversando de</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Chistes chistosos]]></category>

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Tres mujeres estÃ¡n conversando de sexo. Una de ellas les pregunta a las otras:
Â¿Y ustedes cÃ³mo saben cuando estÃ¡n excitadas?
Yo voy al baÃ±o y me toco el calzÃ³n; si estÃ¡ mojado, estoy excitada, contesta la primera.
Yo me toco los pezones; si estÃ¡n duritos estoy excitada, responde otra.
Pues para mÃ­ es sÃºper fÃ¡cil: me meto un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Van dos sacerdotes caminando por</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Van dos sacerdotes caminando por la calle y en sentido contrario viene una bella mujer que se estÃ¡ pudriendo de lo buenota que estÃ¡. De pronto sopla el viento, le levanta la falda y se le ven unos carnosos muslos y una cadera suculenta.
Padre, Â¿usted no es sensible a estas situaciones? dice uno de los [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cul es la diferencia entre</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Â¿CuÃ¡l es la diferencia entre una novia, una amante y una esposa?
Que la novia te dice Â¡ay, que dulce!, la amante dice Â¡ay, que vigor!, y la esposa dice:
Hay que pagar la luz, hay que pagar el telÃ©fono, hay que pagar el cable&#8230;
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		<title>Definition #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[General / Unsorted]]></category>

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Definition of USMC 
Uncle Sams Misguided Childern
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		<title>Question and answer blonde joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Blonde]]></category>

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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?A: Branch Manager.
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		<title>Question and answer blonde joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
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		<title>Please Drink?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. 
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. 
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it [...]]]></description>
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