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	<title>Old Jokes &#124; New Jokes</title>
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		<title>Youve been to a funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Redneck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/09/28/youve-been-to-a-funeral/</guid>
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Youve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
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		<title>Q:  How many sorority</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/q-how-many-sorority/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lightbulb]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/09/2/q-how-many-sorority/</guid>
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Q:  How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?A:  Five. One to change the bulb, and four to make T-shirts. And optionally, we may add one fraternity to start the wet T-shirt contest!
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		<title>Gross Siamese Tongue</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/gross-siamese-tongue-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tasteless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/08/29/gross-siamese-tongue-2/</guid>
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Whats grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
Whats even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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		<title>Smartest Man</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/smartest-man/</link>
		<comments>http://oldnewjokes.com/smartest-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lawyer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/08/21/smartest-man/</guid>
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Definite Definition</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/a-definite-definition-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tasteless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/08/13/a-definite-definition-1/</guid>
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A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is definitely and its meaning is absolute, positive, without a doubt.
She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Los recin casados llegan al</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/los-recin-casados-llegan-al/</link>
		<comments>http://oldnewjokes.com/los-recin-casados-llegan-al/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chistes chistosos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/07/28/los-recin-casados-llegan-al/</guid>
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Los recién casados llegan al hotel donde pasarán su primera noche juntos, pero hay un pequeño problema: la novia está en sus días. La mujer no se lo dice a su esposo porque de todos modos decide hacerlo.
Al otro día, cuando el novio se levanta y no encuentra a su compañera en la cama, observa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dos maricas van conduciendo su</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/dos-maricas-van-conduciendo-su/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chistes chistosos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/07/24/dos-maricas-van-conduciendo-su/</guid>
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Dos maricas van conduciendo su carro por la avenida cuando, en la esquina siguiente, se les atraviesa un camión cargado de ladrillos y al rebasarlos, se le caen algunos ladrillos que abollan el carro de los afeminados.
El camión se detiene unas cuadras después, y el marica conductor se baja de su carro para reprender al [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un da, una hermosa princesa</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/un-da-una-hermosa-princesa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chistes chistosos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/07/23/un-da-una-hermosa-princesa/</guid>
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Un día, una hermosa princesa paseaba tranquilamente cerca de un estanque donde se encontró una rana que al ver a la princesa comenzó a decirle:
¡Oh, hermosa doncella, bésame y me convertiré en un príncipe muy guapo! Serás mi novia. Nos casaremos en una hermosa ceremonia en mi castillo donde podrás vivir conmigo y con mi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Una seora acude al gineclogo</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/una-seora-acude-al-gineclogo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chistes chistosos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/07/20/una-seora-acude-al-gineclogo/</guid>
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Una señora acude al ginecólogo porque estaba un poco amoscada por una raya negra que tenía en la entrepierna, justo en la ingle.
El médico la examina, le dice que no parece grave y le receta una pomada, pidiéndole que regrese a los quince días.
Pasado ese tiempo, la mujer vuelve y resulta que la raya no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Giving up drugs!</title>
		<link>http://oldnewjokes.com/giving-up-drugs-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[General / Unsorted]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/07/8/giving-up-drugs-2/</guid>
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, 

You seem like nice young men, and Id like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show [...]]]></description>
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