Old Jokes | New Jokes http://oldnewjokes.com Almost 40000 Jokes colected just for you ! Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:20:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Yo mama is so fat http://oldnewjokes.com/yo-mama-is-so-fat-17/ http://oldnewjokes.com/yo-mama-is-so-fat-17/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:20:34 +0000 admin http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/09/23/yo-mama-is-so-fat-17/ Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

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A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

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A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

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A: The probability that the light bulb will actually be changed in any time interval is independent of how long youve been waiting.

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A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, No. A clerk came over and asked, May I help you?

I dont know, said the woman. Do you have any Sorry I laughed at your dick cards?

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I need a big gun to shoot cans. The owner replies,



How about this small rifle? She says,No these are really big cans.



Well how about this medium sized rifle? She says,



No this are really big cans. Finally, frustrated, the owner says,



What type of cans are you going to shoot?



She replies, Oh, you know, Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Peurto Ri-cans!

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youve obviously overlooked something.

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