Female comebacks!

Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?


Guy:my place or yours??

Woman:both,Ill go to mine and youll go to yours!

Guy:is this seat empty?

Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!

Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?

Woman:Do not enter

Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you!

Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?

Guy:If I saw you naked,Id die happy!

Woman:If I saw you naked,Id probably die laughing.

Guy:Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman:Yeah,thats why I dont go there anymore!

Guy:what do you do for a living?

Woman:Im a female impersonator.

Guy:your body is like a temple!

Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.

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