Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?



woman:unfertilized





Guy:my place or yours??





Woman:both,Ill go to mine and youll go to yours!





Guy:is this seat empty?





Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!





Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?





Woman:Do not enter





Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you!





Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there?





Guy:If I saw you naked,Id die happy!





Woman:If I saw you naked,Id probably die laughing.





Guy:Have I seen you someplace before?





Woman:Yeah,thats why I dont go there anymore!





Guy:what do you do for a living?





Woman:Im a female impersonator.





Guy:your body is like a temple!





Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.