18
Sep

Female Hormones in Beer

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at
their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding,
100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100 per cent of
the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldnt drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and
refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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