A vicious German Shepherd dog lived at one house on the mail mans route. The dog was so aggressive the letter carrier feared he would be bitten and the U.S. Postal Service was forced to suspend mail delivery to protect their employee.

After several weeks of having to pick up their mail at the Post Office, the dogs owner took steps to solve the problem.

He met the mail man out on the sidewalk and told him he would no longer have to fear the dog being so aggressive because they had its testicles removed.

Youve got to be kidding, said the letter carrier, why didnt you have his teeth removed? I wasnt afraid of him screwing me!

Lyles Joke Boutique.