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Mar

Fighter Plane Warranty Card

McDonnell Douglas

AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES



Important! Important!



Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase



Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.



1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other



First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________



Latitude________________________Longitude__________________________________



Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc._________________



2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?



_F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-117A Stealth _Classified



3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________



4. Serial Number____________________



5. Please check where this product was purchased:



_Received as Gift/Aid Package

_Catalog Showroom

_Sleazy Arms Broker

_Mail Order

_Discount Store

_Government Surplus

_Classified



6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:



_Heard loud noise, looked up

_Store Display

_Espionage

_Recommended by friend/relative/ally

_Political lobbying by Manufacturer

_Was attacked by one



7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:



_Style/Appearance

_Kickback/Bribe

_Recommended by salesperson

_Speed/Maneuverability

_Comfort/Convenience

_ McDonnell Douglas Reputation

_Advanced Weapons Systems

_Price/Value

_Back-Room Politics

_Negative experience opposing one in combat



8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:



_North America

_Central/South America

_Aircraft Carrier

_Europe

_Middle East

_Africa

_Asia/Far East

_Misc. Third-World Countries

_Classified



9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase in the near future:



Product Own Intend to purchase

Color TV

VCR

ICBM

Killer Satellite

CD Player

Air-to-Air Missiles

Space Shuttle

Home Computer

Nuclear Weapon



10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:



_Communist/Socialist

_Terrorist

_Crazed (Islamic)

_Crazed (Other)

_Neutral

_Democratic

_Dictatorship

_Corrupt (Latin American)

_Corrupt (Other)

_Primitive/Tribal



11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?



_Cash

_Suitcases of Cocaine

_Oil Revenues

_Deficit Spending

_Personal Check

_Credit Card

_Ransom Money

_Travelers Check



12. Occupation You Your Spouse



Homemaker

Sales/Marketing

Revolutionary

Clerical

Mercenary

Tyrant

Middle Management

Eccentric Billionaire

Defense Minister/General

Retired

Student



13. To help us understand our Customers lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:



Activity/Interest You Your Spouse

Golf

Boating/Sailing

Sabotage

Running/Jogging

Propaganda/Disinformation

Destabilizing/Overthrow

Default on Loans

Gardening

Crafts

Black Market/Smuggling

Collectibles/Collections

Watching Sports on TV

Wines

Interrogation/Torture

Household Pets

Crushing Rebellions

Espionage/Reconnaissance

Fashion Clothing

Border Disputes

Mutually Assured Destruction



Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future — as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.



Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:



MCDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION

Marketing Department

Military Aerospace Division

P.O. Box 800

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