Fighting for Virginia

The guy walked into the bar (ouch) looking like hed been run over by a truck. His hair was matted, his face bloody and scratched, his clothes torn. His friends bought him a beer, then asked, What happened?

The guy chugged the beer and said, I was fighting for Joannes virginity.

No kidding?

Yeah. But that little tiger was determined to keep it.

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