23
Jul
My god! What happened to you? the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
I got in a tiff with Riley.
Riley? Hes just a wee fellow, the barkeep said, surprised. He must have had something in his hand.
That he did, Kelly said. A shovel it was.
Dear Lord. Didnt you have anything in your hand?
Aye, that I did – Mrs. Rileys tit. Kelly said. And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.