Filling in for St. Peter

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?

Yes, the professor ansvered. When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.

Well, said the gatekeeper. That is a very minor sin. You may enter.

Thank you very much, Saint Peter, the professor ansvered.

Im am not Saint Peter, said the gatekeeper. He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.

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