Filthy Parrot

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, Im sure youll agree, and its an absolute steal at only $20.

Why is it that cheap? the woman asks

Well, replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity

Oh, I dont mind that, said the woman, making her mind up, Im broad minded and itll be a laugh having a profane parrot.

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam

Im not a madam and this isnt a brothel says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and lets it drop.

A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home. A new brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes says the parrot when he sees the daughters. Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, were not prostitutes complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.

A short while later, the womans husband comes home. Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin, Dave? says the parrot.

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