Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wifes side. Sleep now, its all right, he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, Honey, I really need to tell you something. Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.

Dont worry about it, Jake said, I allready know. Why do you think I poisoned you?