It was alovely summers day and a husband says to his wife, Lets you me and the dog go fishing! no! says the wife , You know I hate fishing.

So the husband replys,You have a choice, you either come fishing with me and the dog, give me a blowjob or take it up the arse. Ill give you 5mins to think about it while I go in the shed.



5mins later the husband returns and says well?..



Ill give you a blowjob replys his wife.



So the wife starts giving her husband a blowjob and comes up in disgust and says,your cock tastes of shit and stinks!



the husbands answers,yeah,well the dog didnt want to go either!