Tony and Harold, two avid fisherman and well-known drunks, were out in a boat on their favorite lake one day drowning some worms and polishing off some brews.

Suddenly, Tony got what he thought was a nibble.

Reeling it in he found a bottle with a cork in it.

Naturally curious, he uncorked the bottle and a large genie appeared.

The genie said I will grant you one wish. Tony thought for a second and said I wish this whole lake was beer.

Poof! His wish came true. The lake was now filled with their favorite brew. Harold looked at Tony in disgust and said You asshole, now we have to piss in the boat.

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