Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.

The reverand says I should go! everybody needs religion! they agree and he jumps.

Another guy says Im the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke! so he jumps.

The old guy says to the hipee I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump.

But the hipee replies Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!