25
Aug

Flat Army officers

Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?

A: A flat major.

Q: What do you say to an army officer as youre about to run him (or her) over with a steam roller?

A: B flat, major.

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?

A: C flat major.

Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?

A: A sharp major.

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