Guys walking down the street when he sees a sign in front of a store that says, Any flavored Ice Cream – $1. Guy goes into the store, slaps down a buck and says, I want pussy-flavored ice cream.

Clerk nods, goes in the back of the store and comes back with an ice cream cone. Heres your pussy-flavored ice cream, sir!

Guy takes the cone and walks out of the store. A few seconds later, he comes storming back into the store all pissed off. Hey! I thought you said this is pussy-flavored ice cream!

Clerk says, It is pussy-flavored ice cream, sir.

Guy says, So why does it taste like shit?

Clerk says, Because, sir, youre taking too big of a lick.