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Dec

Flip Flops and Dildo

After Christmas Tom and Harry were at work talking about what they bought thier wives for Christmas.

Tom says I got my wife a 3 carat diamond ring and a brand new BMW.

Harry asked if you got her a 3 carat diamond ring then why did you get a BMW.

So if she didnt like the ring I knew that she would like the BMW said Tom, well what did you get your wife?

Harry replies well I got her a pair of flip flops and a dildo.

Tom laughs and askes why did you get her a dildo?

Well so if she didnt like the flip flops she could go screw herself

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